
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Did I manage to fool you, or do you know me well enough to know that it's not even remotely close to a possibility at this point in my life? Basically, I have found the perfect method for eliminating awkward babysitting situations.
Let me elaborate.
Situation 1:
Stranger approaches Jillian accompanying small child in grocery store. Stranger comments on how cute small child is, asks how old, asks what preschool small child will be attending in the fall, assuming Jillian is the mother. Jillian responds with, "Oh yes, he'll be going to ____________ in the fall!" Stranger thinks Jillian is a very young, possibly teenage, unwed mother. Jillian feels uncomfortable with this conclusion and tries to get out of the situation as soon as possible.
Situation 2:
Stranger approaches Jillian accompanying small child in grocery store. Stranger comments on how cute small child is, asks how old, asks what preschool small child will be attending in the fall, assuming Jillian is the mother. Jillian responds with, "Oh, I'm just the babysitter." Stranger thinks he or she has made Jillian feel uncomfortable. Jillian thinks she has made stranger feel uncomfortable. Both back away from the other slowly.
TODAY, MY FRIENDS, THIS PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED.
Situation 3:
Stranger approaches Jillian accompanying small child in grocery store. Stranger comments on how cute small child is, asks how old, asks what preschool small child will be attending in the fall, assuming Jillian is the mother. Jillian responds with, "Oh yes, he'll be going to ____________ in the fall!" Stranger thinks Jillian is a very young married mother, Jillian feels justified with her slightly deceptive $2.80 ring, while both stranger and Jillian walk away from situation awkwardness-free.
And there you have it.
P.S. The picture makes it look like the ring is on my right hand. It's actually on my left; Photobooth just flips pictures, and it looked weird to have it flipped back to normal. I do, in fact, know the difference between right and left.