Like I said. Weird. That one didn't even make any sort of sense.
Well last night, I had another weird dream, except this one didn't involve anyone being hunted down.
It started out in a shopping mall in London. I was there with a friend - I can't remember which friend - and we found a whole rack of extraordinarily brightly colored corduroy pants, presumably at Gap. They were on super sale, so I was going to buy a pair of white ones and a pair of purple ones when I got distracted by some students I recognized from student teaching.
You know when you definitely know someone in a dream, but then you wake up and realize that the person you "knew" so well didn't actually look like said person at all? Maybe I'm the only one that experiences that...in any case, upon reflection, I'm pretty sure the students I ran into don't look anything like students I actually taught. Especially since their names were Holly Jane and Hailey, and I don't have any students with names like that.
However, dream details are inconsequential.
I chatted with them for awhile while my friend browsed the clothes some more. Suddenly, I was interrupted again, this time by someone by the rather well-known moniker Price Harry. (Or the less well-known moniker "His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales.")

We proceeded to wander through the mall together mostly unnoticed expect for a few discreet paparazzi, and I thought to myself that I was probably going to end up on the cover of some sleazy tabloid distributed to grocery stores throughout the UK. I woke up to the echos of Prince Harry telling me that he really wanted to keep in touch by phone when I traveled back to the US later that day...
Personally, I have never even considered any sort of connection to the Royal Family through marriage or otherwise, nor have I ever been given to what could be considered a "celebrity crush," but apparently my subconscious is telling me that I have been misled by my conscious intelligence for the past 22 years. I don't really believe in dreams having meaning, but if they do, perhaps my life will be more exciting than I anticipated.