Classification

I have always thought it was somewhat unfair that people with certain (voluntary) dietary restrictions have words by which to identify themselves, i.e. vegetarian, vegan, fruitarian, ecotarian. Well, I'm jealous. I have dietary preferences, but the world has not deigned to bestow upon me a title. Thus, I hereby proclaim myself an omnivorous antipescetarian. There can no longer be any doubt about my individual eating habits.