I like Target because it's clean and nice and it has almost everything I need for day to day life. It's big enough that I feel comfortably anonymous and no one notices how often I'm there.
UNTIL NOW.
On one of my recent trips on my way home from work, I wandered around for about 15 minutes, picked up the two or three items that I needed, and headed to the checkout. Following my customary routine (which is probably everyone else's customary routine also...), I picked the shortest line and prepared to pay for my stuff and head out the door. The cashier woman started ringing me up and, following protocol (no doubt), she asked, "Would you like to save 5% on your purchase today by signing up for a Target card?" As usual, I declined. Expecting that to be the end of the conversation, she surprised me by saying, "Well...are you sure? You come here all the time!"
::awkward pause::
"Uh...haha...ha...you're right...I am here a lot..."
::pays and runs away::
Folks, it's one thing to be recognized at Starbucks or Pinkberry. It's quite another to be recognized a Target. I have a problem.
{via google images}